This incredible invention makes it so that you can use your fingers as a phone!
This means several things: first, that people no longer have to go fishing for their phones in their purses or bags or pockets when a call comes in. Second, that getting out of terrible dates has never required less effort (Woman putting finger up to ear, “Hello?… Oh no!… Oh, I’m so sorry, Chad. I have to leave. This is an emergency.” Woman folds finger back into fist, matching other balled one at her side.) Third, it’s never been easier to pretend you’re occupied when some idiot won’t stop pestering you in public. Yes. Yes. Yes.